Worth a listen - tip of the hat to my good friend and former direct report (much to HER regret) Doris Brown. This is one of Doris best friends from high school - a comedian/actor ( Rob Bartett ) his version of the night before Christmas -- Brooklyn / NY style.
Funny. Yeah, shut up.
If i have to mention "colorful language" to you, well, clearly, you have not been to Brooklyn.